Theme Song
The theme song begins at Oscar & Milo's house instead of a fish tank where he gets awaken by Milo crashing through the wall with the red car. He takes him out the door where they meet up with Bea before they put on jetpacks and flys into a humanized version of Freshwater High, called Valley Fresh High.
Part 1
The episode begins at Bud's Pets where a sign that says "Bud's Pets & Messed-Up Dreams" before it pans over to Valley Fresh High. In the classroom, a humanized version of Mr. Baldwin was talking to his classmates.
Mr Baldwin: All right, class, I know it's FridaY and we're all excited for the weekend. So excited! Unfortunately, I'm required by law to fill your empty heads until the end of the day. So, I need everyone's attention, people. (looks at the human version of Jocktopus & Piranhica, called Joctoman & Veronica) Jocktoman! Veronica! Eyes up front!
Piranhica (Veronica): Uh... Excuse me, we were having a moment!
Jocktopus (Joctoman): (growls and breaks his school desk) Joctoman hates school!
Bo Gregory has his pet duck, Louis sitting on his school desk.
Mr. Baldwin: Bo Gregory, we've talked about the ducks on the desk.
Bo Gregory: Don't worry, Louis Duck. The people just ain't ready for you yet.
Mr Baldwin: (looks over at the human version of Steve Jackson, who is shining brightly) Uh... Steve Jackson.
Then it cuts to a closeup of Steve Jackson before it cuts it Mr. Baldwin covering his eyes.
Mr Baldwin: Whoa! I'm getting a serious glare up here. (Bo Gregory places lampshade onto Steve's head) Thank you.
Steve Jackson: No problem.
Mr. Baldwin: Oscar! For the love of… would you please wake Milo up? He fell asleep again.
A humanized version of Milo who was sleeping on his school desk.
Oscar: Milo, wake up!
Bea: Hey, Milo, it's free apple day!
Milo: (wakes up) Uh... What did I miss? Is it lunch time? I'm hungry!
Mr. Baldwin: Milo! If you're going to sleep in class, could you at least try not to snore so loudly? And why, why, why, why are you looking at me that way?
Milo: (rubs his face) I just had a really weird dream and… you’re in it.
Mr. Baldwin: I don't really need to know what goes on in that head of yours.
Milo: We were all fish!
Oscar: What?
Mr. Baldwin: (groans)
Milo: We were fish! And we lived in tanks at a pet store and we all went to high school together!
Oscar: That sounds really weird, dude.
Bea: Why were we fish?
Milo: I don’t know, but (points at Bea) you are a fish, (points at Chelsea) and you are a fish!
Chelsea: Ew.
Milo: (points at Joctoman) And you were an octopus! (points at Jimbo) And you were a jumbo shrimp! (points at Samantha) And you…you…y-y…you uh… well, you were that different.
Clamantha: I’m a teenage girl!
Milo: No dead fish! Haha! Congratulations, Mr. Milo, there are zero dead fish. Oh, it was nothing really! Huh?
Milo looks at the fish tank and saw a fish version of himself along with Bea & Oscar who are fish as well before they waved at him.
Milo: What the?!
(End of part 1)
Part 2
At the rec center the next day, a humanized version of Coach Salmons and Mr. Mussels were seen at the pool.
Coach Salmons: No wrestling! Keep off the lane lines please! Oh Mr. Muscles, isn’t it most beautiful day?
Mr. Mussels: The sun is shining, and the iron is pumping!
Coach Salmons: Yes, so relax... Get off the lane lines!
Bea: Hey, Oscar.
Oscar looks up and saw Bea in her swimsuit as Jimbo jumps into the pool with a splashing cannonball.
Bea: What? Should I have gone with vertical stripes?
Oscar falls over.
Bea: Hey, where’s Milo? I thought he’d be with you.
Oscar: Actually, I haven’t seen him. I’m not even sure he came home last night.
Bea: (pulls out her phone and calls Milo) Well, I hope he didn't get scared and chicken out.
Just then, they heard a phone ringing from inside the bushes. They peeked in and saw Milo hugging his knees while his phone continues ringing.
Bea: (turns off her phone) Milo?
Milo: (screams) You guys! Oh, thanks goodness you found me! You gotta help me! Help me, please!
Oscar: What are you doing in the bushes?
Bea: Have you been here all night?
Milo: Help me, guys! I gotta wake up!
Oscar: Wake up?
Milo: It’s all a dream, guys! Nothing is real. (rubs Bea's face) Nothing is real.
Bea: Calm down, Milo. Tell us what happened.
Milo: Well, I was in Mr. Baldwin's classroom…
It then fades to him looking at three fishes in the fish tank.
Milo: Wha- what’s going on? There’s Bea, and Oscar, and me! That’s really me! But, if that’s me in there then…who’s the me out here? (runs up to Mrs. Bonesley and shakes her) Mrs. Bonesley, help me, please! You gotta tell me what’s going on?!
Mrs. Bonesley: (in a ghostly voice) You’re dreaming!
Milo screams before he sat on the floor and looks at his fingers.
Milo: Wh-what are these…weird wiggly things? (looks at his toes) Ah! They’re down here too! I'M A MONSTER!!!
Bea: Milo, if you don’t want to learn how to swim that’s fine, but you don’t need to tell these ridiculous stories.
Milo: But i’m not making it up! Besides, I already know how to swim.
Bea: Really?
Milo: Yeah. In the real world, I’m Milo the fish. Not Milo the weird monster thingy.
Fish Bea: Milo? Milo! Wake up, sleepy!
Fish Oscar: (offscreen) Let him sleep, Bea.
Fish Bea: He is going to be so bummed when he finds out he slept through our big party!
Fish Oscar: Yeah, he was so excited I…I guess he couldn’t sleep last night.
Fish Bea: Well, this party ain’t gonna dance itself. Come on!
Coach Salmons: Milo, my boy. Can you hear me?! Don’t worry, we’ll save you!
Coach Salmons: (sobs) He’s dead!
Milo: I’m not dead.
Coach Salmons: (smiles) He’s not dead!!
Jimbo: Psst, Milo! Over here.
Milo: What’s up, guys?
Jimbo: Come with us.
Albert: We believe you.
Bea: Milo! Milo!
Milo: Oscar?
Oscar: Sup, dude!
Milo: Wait, why are you guys pigs?
Oscar: Uhh…
Bea: Cause we’ve always been pigs?
Milo: (looks at himself and realized he was a pig) Oh no. No no no no, no no no no!
(End of Part 2)
Part 3
At Bud's Farm, Milo was surrounded by his friends who were farm animals as the title pops up from the right-corner of the screen titled, "Pig Hooves".
Oscar: Hey Milo, come on! We’re gonna go roll in the mud, do you wanna join?
Bea: How about you, horsey, wanna come?
Pigbertly: Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?
Milo: What the?
Bea: Wait. Let me get this straight; in your dream, you were a people like the farmer?
Milo: Uh-huh. And before that, I think I was a fish.
Albert: Sounds possible.
Oscar: Yeah. We have this theory that pigs are people too.
Bea: That is the most stupidest thing in’s ever heard.
Milo: (stutters) I'm sorry, Mr. Apple! Say, are you one of those magic wishing apples?
Mr. Apple: Yes.
Milo: Hot dog! Please can you help me? I’m trapped in the dream and I can’t wake up.
Mr. Apple: Yes, I've seen this before. Sorry, can't help you.
Milo: What? But you just said you were a magic wishing apple.
Mr. Apple: I am a talking apple. I say a lot of things. Now, listen, the only way you're going to wake up is if you take a deep look inside yourself.
Milo: But I'm not even sure I know who I am anymore.
Mr. Apple: Then you've got to find your true self then. Now, we are inside your head, so it's gotta be around here somewhere.
Milo: But I don't even know where to start looking. (gasps and remembers the fish tank he saw) The fish tank!
Mr. Apple: Yes, hot dog.
Milo: (gasps) Quick! Quick! Get me off this thing!
Jimbo: Are you okay, Milo?
Albert: We thought you died.
Milo: Thanks! I’ll see you later, guys!
Jimbo: Wait! Tell us what you saw!
Milo: Everyone is a pig and stuff like that!
Jimbo: Yep, he’s crazy.
Albert: Bonkers.
In the hallway, Oscar and Bea were looking for Milo because they’re gonna be late for the pool party.
Oscar: Milo!
Bea: I give up. Come on, we’re already late.
Milo: (offscreen) Hey guys!
Mr. Baldwin: What the?! Of course, you three.
Ms. Lips: Hiya, children!
Bea: Aww, teacher date!
Oscar: Is this what you’re wanted to show us?
Milo: No no no! (points at the fish tank) That’s what I wanted to show you!
Then, the fish tank sprouted arms and legs before he runs out of the classroom and into the hallway.
Milo: Hey! Where’re you going fish tank? Get back here and wake me up!
Bea: Okay, this is definitely weird.
Oscar: You really might be dreaming, dude!
Milo: I told you!
The fish tank ran inside the classroom.
Milo: That way! That way!
The three of them ran inside the classroom and find themselves in a grocery store as food.
Milo: What the?
Bea: What? Huh?
Oscar: What?
Milo: Hot dog! I’m a hot dog!
Bea: Beanut butter!
Oscar: Aww, I’m a broccoli.
Milo: Hi-five!
Bea: Hey! There it is!
Milo: Don’t let him get away!
Oscar: Oh no, what kind of disco nightmare land is this?!
Bea: It’s not a nightmare. It’s Chelsea's party!
Oscar: That’s even worse!
Milo: We can party when I wake up. Now, let’s find that fish tank!
Oscar & Bea: Right!
Bea: Oscar! Do something!
Oscar: With what?!
Milo: Anything!
Milo: I’m so proud of you, bro!
Oscar: Go, Milo, go!
Mr. Apple: Come on, boy, this isn’t like you. You’re not a pig, you’re not a hot dog, you’re not a people, WHO ARE YOU?
Milo: (gasps and coughs) Where am I? Did I make it? (touches himself and realized that he’s a fish) I’m the real me! I did it! Hot dog! (starts dancing) Who’s the fish? Who’s the fish? Shake your bottom!
End Credits
Mouse: (groans)
Snake: Hey, Mouse. Are you feeling okay? You look just awful.
Mouse: Well, I am feeling kinda fleshy today.
Snake: Yeah. It must be going around.
Mouse: You know what we need? A big, sloppy mud puddle to wallow in.
Snake: Yeah! And we could dig into a trough full of slop!
Mouse: That sounds kinda gross.
Snake: Oh, excuse me, "Miss Fresh-Off-The-Vine!" You got any other ideas?
Mouse: Nah. Just the same old, same old.
Shake: Say goodnight, Mouse.
Mouse: Goodnight, Mouse!
Promo
Disney Channel Announcer: Friday August 23rd/Next Friday/Friday/Tomorrow/Tonight.
(It cuts to a human version of Milo sleeping in class before human Oscar wakes him up.)
Oscar: Milo, wake up.
Milo: (wakes up before rubbing his face) I just had a really weird dream and…you’re in it!
Disney Channel Announcer: A very strange "Fish Hooks".
Milo: We were all fish!
Disney Channel Announcer: The fish…
Bea: Why were we fish?
Disney Channel Announcer: …are feeling humane.
Milo: (points at Bea) You were a fish! (points at Chelsea) And you were a fish! (points at Jimbo) And you were a jumbo shrimp! (then points at the human version of Clamantha) And you…you…y-- well, you were that different.
Disney Channel Announcer: But for Milo.
Milo: Nothing is real. (rubs Bea's face) Nothing is real.
Disney Channel Announcer: Is it all just a dream?
Milo: We gotta wake up.
Disney Channel Announcer: Now.
Albert: We believe you.
Disney Channel Announcer: Getting back to the tank.
Jimbo: We’re gonna zap you with electricity!
(Milo gets zapped with electricity while being strapped on the table.)
Disney Channel Announcer: As him…
Bea: That’s the deep end!
Disney Channel Announcer: …swimming upstream.
Coach Salmons: (sobs) He’s dead!
Milo: I’m not dead.
Coach Salmons: (smiles) He’s not dead!!!
Disney Channel Announcer: Catch an all-new "Fish Hooks", Friday August 23rd/Next Friday/Friday/Tomorrow/Tonight at 9/8c on Disney Channel.
Milo: Fish Hooks!